Xmas Day 'tis Past ... at last

Good riddance hoopla,
Good riddance hype,
Good riddance consumerist tripe.

Goodbye Santa,
Goodbye Elves,
Goodbye faux happy selves.

Orgy of avarice,
Orgy of greed,
Little thought to real need.

Xmas over,
Not a day too soon
Bloated tired,
I'm a buffoon.

I partook,
I indulged,
I bellied up,
Answered the call,
Yet with no thought of the Christ-child at all...
shame on me.

Blessed Innocence & Blunt Truths

Lay thee before Christ, you killers of the meek; tell him you are innocent.
Lay thee before Buddha, you bombers of markets, tell him you are innocent.
Lay thee before Allah, you raper's of women, tell him you are innocent.

.... there are no innocents in Hell!

Merry Christmas to everyone else!

Mike & Pam

Mike and Pam,
Senators now;
All I can say is 'holy cow'!

Apocalypse near?
Must be
Whose next?
Rex Murphy???

The Big Three & Me

So Big Three, what will be when you get your cash?
More crappy guzzlers?

Missing Pissing: a Prostate Tale

When your prostate's a peach
you'll miss a good piss
Ebb and flow every day
Relief,
rare and prized,
stays away

Who ever thought it would come to this?
Me ever dreaming, longing, ...
praying for a piss!

Wal-Mart Waddlers

Wal-Mart Wanda's,
Wal-Mart Wayne's,
Waddling up & down narrow lanes
Stopping here and looking there
Shopping in their underwear

Big-box aisle's are all blocked up
It's nothing but a trap!
Move faster, outta my way
I need my Christmas crap!

Chinese Food

Chinese Food, Chinese Food,
When I order
Must you be so rude.

Evening Brew

Evening brew where are you?
Hiding in the fridge?
Come out to play lest I stay ...
sober.

Vitamin D

Vitamin D...
Don't tell me I'm being undone
for lack Sun ...
I feel fine.

Morning Bliss

Morning bliss
is a glorious piss...

in a snowbank!

FAR NORTH CAN YOU WAIT

Far North can you wait?
City life means I will be late...

Far North Here I come

Tired of south
Tired of city
Tired of landscape with faux pity

Far North Here I Come